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Should olive oil that’s mixed with canola oil be marketed as “pure olive oil?” Should red wine that’s diluted with grape juice still be called wine? Of course not! If the FDA has its way, something similar could happen to chocolate. Under a new proposal, the FDA wants to label something chocolate if it has NO cocoa butter.

As stated before, dark chocolate is a mixture of cocoa mass (aka chocolate liquor or paste), sugar, cocoa butter, vanilla and an emulsifier (usually soy lecithin). Cocoa butter literally makes chocolate melt in your mouth. Cheap brands substitute a portion of cocoa butter with butter, milk or vegetable fats, and they already taste really bad. Imagine if all the fat came from partially hydrogenated vegetable oil. Mmm, trans fats.

Good chocolate is sacred. The proposal is an insult to artisan chocolate makers who carefully select their beans, roast them, crush them, conch them and mold chocolate. It’s not just about satisfying your tastes; it’s about honesty.

Unless you want to eat waxy chocolate, tell the FDA, “Don’t mess with our chocolate!” by April May 25. You are commenting against Docket 2007P-0085. Thanks to Cybele at Candy Blog for the tip and Dontmesswithourchocolate.com for a sample form letter.

It may seem like political brouhaha, but once you eat good chocolate, you’ll appreciate its craftsmanship. Good chocolate showcases a rainbow of flavors, from spicy jasmine to sun-ripened peaches. Inspired by The Chocolate Connoisseur, I’ve created a chocolate database of more than 30 bars, complete with tasting notes, cacao percentage, bean origin and bean type. It’s a way to document my favorites and help me pick chocolate to suit my mood or cuisine. In short, my favorite brands are Valrhona, Dagoba, Domori, Amano and Green & Black’s. My least favorite are Scharffen Berger and Callebaut.

I take for granted that New York City is a chocolate buffet, but these bars are all available on Amazon.com. (Some qualify for free shipping.) One bar may cost more than a bag of Snickers, but there’s a reason why Hershey’s is cheap: inferior ingredients. A good bar will last you a long time because it’s so satisfying.

Here’s how to find your favorite chocolate.

Cacao percentage

Conventional wisdom: the higher, the better. Cacao gives chocolate its flavor, so milk chocolate must have at least 10% cacao solids and dark chocolate 35% in the U.S. In my view, 60% is a good starting point for semisweet chocolate, and 70% is the standard for bittersweet (there’s no legal definition though). In general, once you hit 80%, the chocolate borders on bitter.

The exceptions: David Lebovitz, author of The Great Book of Chocolate, says it well: “I’ve had chocolate bars that are 99% cacao that were palatable and other bars that were 80% cacao that were bitter and inedible (and I like very bitter chocolate.) I’ve had 90% bars that were amazingly good and smooth, while others were 60% and were crumbly and mushy … The percentage doesn’t take into account…
The variety of beans,
or…
The quality of the beans,
or…
The careful roasting of the beans,
or…
The blending of the beans by the chocolate-maker,
or…
The sweetness of the beans themselves,
or…
The acidity of the beans themselves.”

Ah, what about those other factors?

Bean variety

Conventional wisdom: Of the three varieties, Forastero is the worst, Criollo is the best and Trinitario is a hybrid. Forasteros account for about 90% of the world’s crop and arguably 100% of boring chocolate. They are hardy and grown as cash crops. Criollos are prized for their complex flavors. However, they are susceptible to disease and account for 0.1% of cacao.

The exceptions: Hershey’s uses Forasteros, but some chocolate makers like Michel Cluizel and Pralus coax out neat flavors from this “inferior” bean. Some argue that Arriba or Nacional cacao from Ecuador is a fourth variety, while others say it’s a Forastero sub-type. No matter, Arriba cacao tends to be sweet. I’ve had a 100% Arriba bar that tasted so sweet that I swore there was sugar in it.

Chloe Doutre-Roussel, author of The Chocolate Connoisseur, argues that we great humans exterminated Criollos, and all Criollos today are hybrids. Domori claims to have re-introduced Criollos to the wild.

Bean origin

Conventional wisdom: As stated before, the origin of the cacao affects its flavor. In general, Venezuela has the best cacao and Ivory Coast the worst. The West African country is notorious for exporting cacao on the backs of unwilling 9-year-olds. Bulk cacao is quickly dried in the blistering sun or sometimes burnt over fires. That’s why the recent West African cacao shortage doesn’t worry me. I avoid that kind of cacao anyway. Just like you can’t rush good wine, you can’t rush good chocolate.

The exceptions: True, Venezuela is known for its highly aromatic beans, but it’s all a matter of taste. I prefer my chocolate to taste like soil and raisins. Also, I’m growing fond of sweet Ecuadorian beans.

Place of manufacturing

Conventional wisdom: The French make the best chocolate, and the Americans (ie Hershey’s and Nestle) make the worst.

The exceptions: Please keep in mind that there’s a difference between chocolate makers and chocolatiers. Chocolate makers are rare and work from scratch, while chocolatiers re-melt bars. Godiva, for instance, is a chocolatier. Those fancy looking bars are actually re-packaged from Callebaut. It’s no secret that I love Valrhona (from France) and hate Hershey’s (U.S.). I’ve also been disappointed by San Fransisco chocolate makers Scharffen Berger, Guittard and Ghirardelli. However, small confectioners like Amano in Orem, Utah and Dagoba in Ashland, Ore. make phenomenal products. Some Italians like Domori are giving the French a run for their money.

You know I love freebies, so check out these NY and nationwide events:

April 10
6:30–7:30 p.m. at Whole Foods Market Culinary Center, 95 E. Houston St. Between Bowery and Christie St., New York, NY 10002

Cradle of Flavor: Home Cooking From the Spice Islands Of Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore Demonstration & Book Signing

James Oseland, Editor-in-Chief Saveur Magazine, will take you on a culinary journey to Indonesia, Malaysia and Singapore, the tropical archipelago that lies between Thailand and Australia. Native home of nutmeg, cloves ,galangal and turmeric and some of the most lavishly spiced dishes on the planet — these countries have lured spice seekers for millennia. For two decades, Oseland trekked through rice paddies, shopped in open-air markets, slurped noodles in food stalls, and became friends with the finest home cooks and street vendors! In this book, Oseland shares his passion for regional cuisine, the colorful people, majestic places, and unforgettable food!

April 11
7:00–9:00 p.m. at Whole Foods Market Culinary Center, 95 E. Houston St. Between Bowery and Christie St., New York, NY 10002

Chocolate 101 (Demonstration)

Chocolate is best enjoyed with all of your senses. Robert Hammond of Moonstruck Chocolates will show you how to make the delicious, natural chocolates that have won him worldwide renown. At the end of the class, you take home truffles made with your very own hands.

April 13
Last day to redeem this free scoop coupon at Baskin-Robbins. Valid only at participating locations in CT, MA, ME, NH, NY, and RI.

April 17
Ben & Jerry’s free cone day. Check the website for participating locations. Last year, I went to two places before I got my free scoop.

Back to Nature mail-in rebate – Back to Nature has a “Total Taste Promise;” if you don’t like their products, fill out this form and get a refund. I’ve tried their chocolate chip cookies and Oreo knock offs. I like how they’re vegan and there’s no weird ingredients. No high-fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated fats or artificial flavorings. Unfortunately, they use very coarse sugar, so the texture is off. Also, their cheese crackers are a pale comparison to Cheez-its. I wouldn’t buy their snacks again, but I think they’re worth the price of free. Their cereal is very good though. Offer expires 11/15/08.

Free appetizer or dessert at Zen Palate – Only valid at their new location at 104 John St. (Financial District in Manhattan). Zen Palate has deeply divided opinions, but I love their food. Coupon expires May 31.

Free Soyjoy nutrition bars (3) – I’m usually suspicious of protein bars, but at least these have whole soybean powder rather than soy protein isolate. Here’s Lagusta’s Luscious’ explanation of soy protein isolate:

The worst vegetarian protein source is soy protein isolate. Unfortunately, it’s an ingredient in many “foods.”

• Soy protein isolate and anything containing it (fake cold cuts, processed soy ice cream, “breakfast links,” some veggie burgers, most soy cheese, soy based whipped toppings, and so much more — read labels!). A truly horrifying and omnipresent product that is just about as refined as a product can be and still be “edible.”
• A soybean consists of proteins, carbs, and fat. In order to make get only the protein (the soy protein isolate) from the soybean, which is what’s in TVP, TSP, and other processed sources of soy protein:
• First step: the fat is taken away using hexame solvents – very bad stuff, unless it’s been expeller pressed, which is better but still rather terrible.
• Then the carbs are taken away by bathing them in acid solutions, base solutions, and alcohol.
• What’s left is the protein. Practically no nutrients are left. It is an almost completely empty food. Used to make soy cheese, ice cream, etc. – all nontraditional, weird foods.
• For TVP and TSP the isolate is spun at high heat into soy protein chunks and artificial color, flavor and synthetic nutrients are added, to make up for all the nutrients that were lost during the intense processing that it went through. Yum!
• Soy protein isolate increases nitrates and carcinogens (the things that cause cancer) in your body, and it increases the need for vitamins A and D.